quotes that made me laugh. lots.

“Most classical musicians couldn’t improvise a fart at a Hungarian wedding.”
[Simon Tedeschi talking about his love of improvised Jazz.]

“Tomorrow is Kevin Bacon’s birthday. He will be celebraing with his friends Kevin Eggs and Kevin Fried Tomato.”
[Paul McDermott - GNW on Monday night.]

Heh–as a jazz musician, I love that first quote. (It’s pretty much true, too.)