Australia Week
I may be a bit late jumping on the bandwagon… but this is the best idea I’ve heard since Mark Skaife decided to retire.
Australia Day has had its day. We need Australia Week – a seven day lamb-athon to properly celebrate our great nation. Instead of one public holiday, we need seven. Instead of one lamb barbie, we need 21 lamb meal opportunities – not including snacks. Which imbecile thought one day was long enough anyway?
If you still call Australia home, stack the fridge full of lamb, take the week off, and celebrate with me. Any boss that won’t let you is a bum. Just chuck a week of sickies instead – what could be more Australian than that?
Awesome.